Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

March 10, 2011

South Africa Trip part 2

[Note: Some of the pictures may be of horrible quality. I apoligize for that. It wasn't until about halfway through my two weeks away from Nampula that I discovered my cell phone camera was set on low quality. It took me another three hours once I got home to figure out how to put those pictures on my computer for all of you to see.]

Once getting into South Africa it feels like entering a foreign country. I know that statement should be obvious, but after living in Mozambique for 6th months the contrast is all the greater. I enjoyed every minute of being able to eat McDonalds, enjoy low-priced dairy, speak English with everyone I met, and renting videos that don't have Chinese subtitles and that have been in theaters sometime in the last 5 years.

The biggest contrast that I felt was the sheer amount of wealth compared to Mozambique. In Nelspruit, the town we stayed in, there seemed to be an even exaggerated level of wealth compared to the rest of SA we visited. It also had a higher number of white people than the other places we visited (South Africa is still a very divided place). Still, rightly or wrongly, its kind of like the Aspen of South Africa.

For instance, on the highway into town there's a rest stop. This rest stop has its own private game park!

The animals were carefully hidden from us non-paying passers by.

And something I found really weird is that the rest stop had all these metal painted antelopes in front of it, and they were all painted like flags. I found the only non-African flag and blew it up here.

Go figure. And go Canucks.

Passing into town, after the McDonalds, there were far more blantant signs of economic prosperity. Quaint little shops with names like...

...BMW...

...Fiat...

...and I wasn't fast enough to snag pictures of the Land Rover, Range Rover, Peugeot, and Ferrari dealerships. And they were all in a row right next to each other.

Even their smoke shops sound expensive and elitist.

March 8, 2011

South Africa trip recap part 1

Going down to South Africa from Nampula is something of a trek. Three days of straight driving just to get to the border. It’s a little bit of an understatement to say that Nampula is a little remote and Africa is kind of big. Who would be foolish enough to try something like that?

Somebody with a car like this.

That beast of a Land Rover belongs to my friend Jon, who invited me down on his trip to South Africa. He claims it was to get some company and show me a bit of Africa. I can’t imagine why he’d need company. The drive itself wasn't exactly boring.

Uhh, it wasn't exactly interesting either…

The first time it got interesting is when we got about half a day away and crossed a bridge on a bridge. A temporary bridge had been placed on the real bridge because one of the supports in the middle gave away, so this distributes the weight to the other pillars. But its only a temporary bridge. A temporary bridge that’s been here as long as Jon has lived in Mozambique.

That’s 8 years and counting!

December 18, 2010

A day at the beach

A few days ago, thanks to the Department of Social Services, the kids all got to take a road trip. There's been lots of activities that Social Services has been putting on lately as a run-up to Christmas. This week, it involved going out to the coast for the day to visit Ilha de Moçambique (Island of ... wait for it... Mozambique). School is mostly out, so the kids were free for the day and we headed out, arriving after the 2.5hr trip late in the morning.

Mozambique Island is the very first placed the Portuguese settled when Mozambique was colonized. The island is about 3m long and 1m wide. It sits about 2m off the coast in shallow water and is connected by a one lane bridge to the continent. And when people are there they refer to heading back to the continent (as if they'd left Africa). As a result of it being so old and a tiny island (and the Portuguese having left) the island sits mainly vacant. That worked to our advantage that day, as there were plenty of empty buildings to squat in while we were waiting for lunch. Its may become hard to tell the kids apart due to the fact that we all got free orange/yellow t-shirts that day.


Empty buildings, like this one, are full of timeless
history and a portal to the past boredom.

After several hours, the kids got lunch and were able to walk around the rest of the compound we had taken over. We sat out on a really old little square that was right above a mangrove patch on the edge of the ocean. Then our band did a concert for the other kids (there were two other orphanages there also).


Mini plaza just temping the kids with the sights and sounds of the ocean. So close, yet so far away.

September 17, 2010

Thoughts from the road

A big thank you to everybody that’s been praying for my trip. Last night I made it safe to Nampula and the Orphanage! There was a very big celebration that took place. But more on that in the next post when I can actually collect myself. I’m still pretty short on sleep and I think my stomach is on a different time zone than my mind and both of them are on a different time zone than Mozambique. So until then, here are some random thoughts on my traveling the last 3 days.

When entering a country, make sure they stamp your passport. Do not assume that the “cah-chunk” noise means they stamped it properly. French officials do not want to hear about how it must have disappeared mysteriously and they should take your word that you actually visited their country.

I am convinced the best way to listen to Phoenix (the band) is sitting in the grass at the Eiffel Tower having a picnic and eating a baguette on a sunny day. I will never listen to Phoenix the same way again.

September 11, 2010

Leaving in a Few Days

This post has two purposes. The first is two inform y'all that I'll be leaving for Mozambique on Monday. I'll be out of email contact for a couple of days but I'll get it pretty regularly once I arrive in Nampula. I've been very encouraging getting lots of phone calls and emails from everybody. I especially appreciate your prayers, I was worried it was going to be a crazy trip at first, but thankfully the situation in Mozambique calmed down. For those that don't know, there was some hardcore rioting going on. Victor and Christina got a front row seat to all of it, and you can check it out here or click on the link in the sidebar.

If you could be praying mainly for my safety on the trip: That all my luggage gets there without being lost/stolen and the flights I booked in Mozambique actually exists (apparently not uncommon).

Second. I have a full day layover in Paris!!! I might as well try and do all I can. So if folks have been there or have any suggestions on how to do Paris in 10 hours go ahead and comment or email me. Otherwise I'll just go exploring (read: wandering).

October 9, 2009

I'm In Seattle

I found a great way to meet chicks in airports. Practice juggling. They will flock to you. Unfortunately, all these women will be around the age of 35 and ask you if you do birthday parties for their kids.

If the title wasn't a giveaway, I've made it through the long trek back to Seattle. The three months I had in Mozambique flew by incredibly fast, and it definitely sucks to have left. The kids left a huge impression me and they will in no way be forgotten nor will it be the last time that I see them, that's for sure. The last day I was there it felt like somebody had died. The whole day folks were just kind of moping around and shuffling their feet when they walked. And then leaving, I think Christina described it best by saying my final day in Nampula was like a "sad wedding". My mom said it sounded more like a funeral as I felt like the head of a reception line to everybody paying their last respects.

While it does suck to have left Mozambique, I'm trying to focus on the positives. I had a hot shower last night that was pretty dang sweet. I'm able to do some hard core brainstorming and planning for the orphanage uninterrupted.

It is very hard to sum up a take-away from my experience, or to boil it down to answer something like "So, what was it like?" or even "what was the best part?" because there were so many different experiences that it is hard to boil it down to just a snapshot. The best snapshot I can give you is that it was absolutely amazing and the best part was knowing in full confidence that for the whole time I was loving the kids and serving Jesus.

September 22, 2009

The Bungle in the Jungle - Part III: The Fugitive

This update wins the award for longest name ever. Here's what went down when I reached the Malawi border.

After leaving the Mozambique border post there's another 2 miles of no-mans land where there is literally nothing until you reach the entrance to Malawi. The first that should have tipped me off that this was going to be a bad day was the border patrol is part of the Malawi Department of Revenue. I stood my turn in line, filled out my paperwork, and took a good look around the place. Most of the folks that were there were driving some sort of tractor-trailer combination (and in this part of the country, its literally a tractor and a trailer) and waiting to declare their goods.


As I handed my papers and passport to the gentleman (I use the term loosely) behind the desk, he takes his time looking at it. He takes a moment to arrange the paperclips neatly on his desk, sharpen his pencils, clean the pencil shavings from the sharpener, put them in the trash. Each task was done with such delicate precision so I would know that he really was serious and not just wasting my time. When he was finished with his spring cleaning, he picked up my passport, looked at it for all of five seconds, looked at me for another five and then stated, "You are not fit to enter Malawi." English is the lingua franca in Malawi so I didn't have to interpret that he was being a butthead. After about 30 seconds of just staring at him trying to figure out what he meant, he repeated, "You are not fit to enter Malawi. Go back to where you came." It still took a few minutes for what he said to sink in. I started asking him for a few details. "Is there some international scare I don't know about? Did the U.S. declare war on Malawi while I was gone? Is Malawi no longer a country? This is Malawi, right?" I was given a quick and stern reply. "Thank you for you business, now we have other matters to attend to." He tore up my papers and motioned for the next "customer".

I waited about 30 minutes and tried to go back in there and try to enter the country. Maybe he would leave and somebody else would be at the desk. I hadn't figured it out that a Malawi border crossing more than an hour from the nearest town wouldn't have more than three guards, so was out of luck when this time all three of them turned me away. I sat outside for a pondering my predicament. After talking with Christina on the phone for a few minutes, she assured me she would straighten the situation out with the embassy. And the advice I got from Victor was to assert myself and show them I'm not a pushover. I was determined to go back in there and get an explanation. Here was the exact explanation I received. Pretty close to verbatim.

Me: I would like to know what the problem is with my papers.

Mr Idiot: I will say again. You are not fit to enter Malawi.
Me: Why I am I not fit to enter Malawi?

Mr Idiot: We are a security agency.

Me: So I am a security threat? (*not the first time I'd been accused of this*)

Mr Idiot: We are not allowed to explain ourself to YOU.
Me: I think even if you were allowed to explain yourself to me that YOU wouldn't be able to come up with a good reason!

Mr Idiot: Do you think YOU are somebody special that you demand be allowed into MY country?

Me: I could call my embassy and we could have THEM tell you I'm special. Would that speed the process along?

If this were an episode of Arrested Development, this would be the point where I said "I've made a huge mistake". Apparently, mentioning the embassy did speed the process along. It sped me along right out the door by two men with guns.

At this point, I was left with no recourse but to turn back to Mozambique. After getting my driver (the guy pedaling the bike) to take me bake to Mozambique I hung my head with shame as I entered the Mozambique immigration shack. This is where more of my trouble started. After handing my entrance papers to the guard he looks puzzled, because according to my passport I left Mozambique but never entered any other place. He asks me what the problem is, and I tell him that the guards at Malawi refused me entrance. He confers with the other guard and says that I am prohibited from entering and I'm to return to Malawi (which if not for my current predicament I would find amusing being told to return to a place I've never been). I start to press him a little bit, and he exhibited the same amount of indignation that the Malawi guard did by saying, "Your pro
blem is not with us, you need to take your problem back to Malawi."

To save you the boring details, this turns into about 15 minutes of heated discussion on his part. It was not so heated for me because I can't talk fast enough to convey the amount of pissed-offedness that I was experiencing at that moment. After our "conversation" I went outside and started considering my options. To make a very long story not quite as long, I ended calling Christina, and had the phone cut out repeatedly (I was miles from anywhere, if you recall). I spent the next two hours waiting for the Embassy to call to help with the situation, sitting at a convenience store next to the border station to charge the phone, frequently pleading with the guard to allow me to enter the country, and praying my butt off.


When the embassy finally was able to call back, they knew all about my situation because they had been talking with Christina back in Nampula. He asked to talk to the guard at the border station. The guard accepted my offer, grabbed the phone, casually pressed the big, red end-call button before feigning attempts to discuss how I was a threat to national security and was being denied entrance and acting like he was having a hard time hearing the man from the embassy, saying " The connection must be bad, you should try later." The embassy called back immediately, and passed the phone off to the guard, and again his finger casually hit the end-call button. I thought to myself, "What if my fist casually hit the end-call button on your face?" But, once again, the presence of firearms posed a problem.

This game went on three times, until the guard at the Mozambique border posited a solution to my predicament. "For three-thousand dollars I'd be willing to call the guard at the Malawi border and see if he won't be more willing to help you out."

If you're wondering to yourself how the Mozambican guard could possibly know or have any sway with the Malawian guard, just stop. You don't have to have been in Africa for long to realize that three-thousand dollars here means the Malawi guard will consider letting me in the country for another three-thousand, and then I'm cleaned out broke (the ATM machine that was 10 miles from another living soul happened to be broken that day, so I was out of luck).


After being “consulted” by my embassy that it would be better to return to Nampula and sort it out there, I jumped the fence and booked it back to Mandimba, the nearest town of more than 6 people. As I was going back to Mandimba on the bicycle taxi, every single car I hear I was positive was the enraged Mozambican border guard coming to deport me or hand me over to the local jailer. After making it back to Mandimba, I proceeded to stay out of site by slinking around back alleys and between food carts and behind the disco. I managed to get dinner for the night from a street vendor, who also let me know of a good place to sleep for the night (it was probably the only place to sleep for the night.


As a side note from all the drama unfolding, it is utterly hilarious when people try to help you out here. It doesn't matter if it is me being helped or somebody totally random. People go so far out of their way for things that are totally unnecessary. For example, the guy who I bought dinner from, when I asked if he knew a good place to get a room for the night, not only walked me to the "hotel" but he proceeded to tell the guy behind the desk that I was looking for a room, walked over to two different rooms with us, checked them out beforehand to make sure they were to my liking, and then asked if the room was satisfactory, made sure I paid the hotel, and then showed me where the bathrooms and showers were. I've seen enough of people to know that they'd do it for just about anybody, not just because I'm handsome.


In the morning, I was able to take my time getting ready and hiding because I couldn't return to Cuamba until the chopa that left Cuamba made it here. Once I was safely aboard the chopa, I did not have the luxury of being in the front. This meant that instead of my knees being in the chest for 2.5 hours over a dirt road my knees were in the chest of the person behind me for 2.5 hours over a dirt road. One point of mention: when we were approximately 20 minutes from any sort of town or village, an older lady in the chopa asked to be let out because she arrived at her destination. She exited the chopa, grabbed her bags, and started walking to what I think was her house. I'm not entirely sure if it was in fact here house, because the horizon was kind of obscuring my view and made it hard to see another living thing for 10 miles or so.


Then came the scariest part of my trip. Forget the burning train car, the back end of a bike taxi, being shown to door at Malawi, or faced with paying a ridiculous bribe to a pair of colluding border guards. This was much worse. As we neared the entrance to Cuamba on the chopa, we were pulled over by the police. I use the term pulled over loosely because he was just standing in the middle of the road directing any car who dare use the road over the the side where he could then search the vehicle and demand money to let you go any farther (this was not the first time I've been pulled over by the police here). If I were the driver, I'd be temped to just floor it and hope for the best, because for a completely non-descript (honest) car like we were in, there's nothing the police can do on a little 50cc motorbike that has a top sped of 20mph. In fact, if you actually do every need the police for anything useful and they're not too busy making money stopping all traffic into or out of the city, you need to literally go to town, find the police, and drive themto wherever it is you need them. If you get lucky, you don't have a car and the police will refuse to take the minibus or walk with you.


So this jerk with nothing better to do stops us takes 2 seconds to look inside the car, and asks me to step out. I'm thinking there's a country wide A.P.B. to detain with all unnecessary force any and all good looking 20-something white males who are in the country illegally. He direct me to open my backpack, and start rummaging through my overnight kit. The only thing it had in in was toothpaste and my malaria pills. After inspecting the toothpaste for what must have been two minutes (I felt like I was in an airport again), he packs my bag back up for me and tells me to get back in the car. I've been stopped by cops two other times, and this is the first time that one hasn't asked to see my documents. Praise Jesus! There literally would have been no way to explain to this guy the difficulties I had the day at the border and how I was just trying to get back to Nampula to sort it all out. He would have assumed I was a bandito (again, not the first time I've gotten that) and the next time you logged on to tjgoestoafrica.com it would redirect to tjgoestoprison.co.mz


After the terrifying non-event with the police, the chopa continued to town, I wandered using side roads and alleys to the house where I was at the first time through the town and laid low for the rest of the day. The next morning featured the all too familiar 3am wake-up call so I could wander down alleys and side streets some more to avoid police attention before boarding the train back to Nampula. After an extremely (thank God) non-eventful trip to Nampula, I made it back to my house safe and sound, put in a few calls to the embassy, and collapsed with exhaustion. Apparently God was watching out for me because the next day at the immigration office instead of paying a huge fine or officially being deported they apologized for my troubles and stamped me into the country.


For all those who got a little lost I've included a handy Cliff Notes version of my story. Click on the picture to blow if up full size in all its magnificent detail.


Now I can return to more normal updates about what life has been like, including tornadoes, car accidents, and the day it got so hot my frisbee melted.

September 21, 2009

The Bungle in the Jungle - Part II: FAQ's


So day two of my trip to Malawi picks up where day one left off (I’ll give you a minute to ponder the redundancy of that statement). I realize that most of the readers are not familiar with the geography of Mozambique, or travel here, so I hope to enlighten you with a section I call Malawi FAQ’s.

How do you get from Nampula to Cuamba?

Great question! What you do is you take a train that lasts anywhere between 10-16 hours and covers all of 250miles. Hopefully can find a seat and don’t get baked to death in the process.

How much does the train cost?

$5 USD. Yep. Its great.

What do you do when you get to Cuamba?

If you’re able to you can stay with Victor’s sister And if you are fortunate, his other sister Carmina, who you already know and lives here in Nampula, will be visiting the same time as you, so you won’t feel totally out of place.

Where do you go after Cuamba?

You wake up at 3:30 in the morning so you can start wandering around the town aimlessly. After about 20 minutes of wandering you find a chopa (minibus) that transits the 140miles back and forth between Cuamba and Mandimba. The reason you have to wander around so early is because you need to be the first person in the chopa so that you can sit crammed in the front seat instead of super-crammed in the back seats. The chopa regularly hold more people than a clown-car at the zoo (20).

After you’ve made it into the chopa successfully, be sure to ask the driver to cruise around town for the two hours picking up passengers until the car is full, and then hit the road. If he has a Shania Twain greatest hits CD, ask him to play it extra loud so everybody knows you are cool because you listen to music from America. If you get lucky and you driver is crazy enough, the trip should last about 2.5 hours averaging 60mph drifting around dirt roads in a van that looks like it got rejected from a dealership in Kiev (Vybachte to all my friends in the Ukraine).

How much does it cost?

$4USD. Again, Its great.

What do you do when you get to Mandimba?

The chopa will drop you off in the section of town known as Little Malawi which, as small as Mandimba is, should be known as Freakin Little Malawi. Try not to get mobbed as you get off the bus. The locals know you have money and will try to exploit you. Duck into a diner or local establishment quickly. Once in there, relax. You’ve just been sitting in a car for the last 5 hours (2.5 in Cuamba, 2.5 in the middle of nowhere), and you really need to use rest for a few minutes. Find somebody to go and negotiate an exchange rate for you. When they agree to the price its great to see their face light up when they realize they’re doing business with a macunya and they could’ve hit the jackpot. After you’ve exchanged your money into kwacha (which has an exchange rate second only to Zimbabwe before Zimbabwe decide the USD was going to be its official currency) have your negotiator go out and procure transport to Malawi. Again, watch the guys jaw drop when he realizes he missed an opportunity to hustle a foreigner AND he has to transport the only person in Mozambique taller 5’9”.

Why would his jaw drop because you’re so big?

Because the method of transportation from Mandimba to Malawi is 30 minutes on the back of a bicycle. No, not a bicycle rickshaw. It’s actually on the back of his bicycle. Cost: $1.10 USD.

What should you do when you arrive at the border?

Talk to the bitter old guard who is at the border outpost and get him to process your papers and pay the $2 tax to leave the country.

What does Malawi look like?

I don’t know. This is as far as they would let me go.

Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of The Bungle in the Jungle - Part III: The Fugitive.


September 14, 2009

The Bungle in the Jungle - Part I

So, about a week ago I hit the road for Malawi. I was taking a vacation and wanted to get out and see the country side and all that Southern Africa has to offer. I ended up getting much more than I bargained for.

Sunday morning I headed to the train station painstakingly early. After my 3:30am wake-call I boarded the train at about 4:30am. The reason that I was trying to get there so early was because the train that was leaving today was third class only. I needed to get there early if I wanted a seat. The train today was going to take at least 10 hours and could be as long as 15. If I had to stand, lean on the back of the seat, or hang out the window it was going to be a very long day.

Unfortunately, I was not early enough to guarantee myself a seat, so it meant I was standing. If you've ever taken a train in a third world country (or into NYC at rush hour) you know what it can be like. Third class was packed to the brim with people, most of whom were sleeping come our 5am departure. Of those who were not sleeping, everybody was looking right at me! Everywhere I looked, instead of making that split-second of awkward eye contact before both looking away, nobody would look away! I decided to relish the moment and take a minute or two to try to telepathically communicate or stare into their soul or see who would blink first. After successfully losing staring contests with everybody on the train, I had managed to pass the first hour of my trip.

Unfortunately, I have no pictures of the scene inside third class: people sitting on each others laps, men hanging out the window, people crowding the isle, mothers with three or four kids all screaming and crying. The last person I talked to that tried to take a picture on the train here ended his story with "and then the other passengers threw me off the train."

The other thing about the train in Mozambique is its a moving grocery store. It stops about every 30-45 minutes, where the train is mobbed by all the local villagers bringing their produce to the train tracks to sell to the passers by. Some favorite items include dried cassava, beans, onions, carrots, bananas, oranges, grilled chicken, fried chicken, live chicken, potatoes, sugar cane, mirrors, knives, or anything you grow... I wondered how people grow knives or mirrors, but it turns out they purchased them from the previous train that passed through the day or two before.

Bungle no. 1: After about two hours worth of train riding I was approached by the train security guard. This is a guy wearing full military fatigues and a fruity little beret (not a manly green beret, but a fruity one). He came up right where I'm standing and demanded that I leave. "Great," I'm thought. "Here this guy thinks he's the boss and is gonna threaten to kick me off the train." Panic swept through me as I feared that I would be abandoned literally miles from a phone or car or anybody that speaks Portuguese much less English. He started pushing me towards the front of the train car. I reluctantly went along fearing the worst. He pushed me on in through the next two cars until at last I had nowhere else to go. He opened the door of the final car before the locomotive, and in we stepped into the dining car. At this point he was content for doing his duty of removing a horrible distraction such as myself from third class, and went back to the rest of his duties.

Bungle no. 2: And then I almost died! After being in the dining car for about 2 hours, it was starting to heat up. Remembering that the train car is basically a big metal box, the windows are so poorly designed there's never any draft, the train averages about 40mph and slows to a crawl going up hills and stops in the sun for 15 minutes at a time for everybody to go to market its easy to see that inside the car can get much hotter than the 85 to 90 degrees it is outside the car. On top of this, regular readers of my blog know how the locals around hear like to clear their vegetation before sowing and/or after reaping the land. With FY-yuh.

All of a sudden, as the train was going up a long, slow incline (the only reason you know you're going up an incline is because the trains slows to a crawl) you could hear shouts coming from the front of the dining car. Eventually, the shouts migrated back to the end of the car where I was sitting and I discovered why. The locals had decided to burn the brush on either side of the train tracks at the precise moment the train would be traveling through. Rather that stop the train like any reasonable person, the driver just kept of going. On either side of the train, a raging inferno of trees, brush, and shrubs made the inside of the cab hotter than a [inert your own clever analogy here, or perhaps submit them as comments. Winner gets a high-five].

This sauna of a train car wasn't just a flash in the pan. The train rolled on through at least 90 seconds of burning jungle until there was not a dry brow in the entire car. In between thoughts of "This is going to be great for my website!" were equally as prevalent thoughts of "so... this is kind of a crappy way to go." and "I wonder who will inherit my guitars?" While being maybe the most scary and unbearable minute and a half of my life, it was also perhaps the best thing that could have happened to the proprietors of the dining car. After the incident, refreshment sales went through the roof.

Later on in the dining car, after temperatures had returned to normal. Two remarkable things happened. The first was when I managed to avoid having to pay for a meal after the third attempt from the waiter. The second was when I met Mangono.

Mangono first asked me if I spoke French. I told him I spoke English. I asked if he spoke Portuguese, and he replied yes. We had finally found a method to communicate. I know I have a knack for stretching the truth a bit (read: a lot), but I guarantee that none of this is stretched. Over the next few hours we talked about about sustainable agricultural practices, educational philosophy, cultural homogeneity versus lingual homogeneity, health care, and international trade practices. It was a very interesting conversation to say the least.

Mangono struck me as a person who was slightly more well informed than other folks that I have run into here. There is so little news generated in Mozambique and most of them do not know anything else of what is happening around them in Zimbabwe or South Africa, many people still think Obama was elected the king of Africa and are still waiting for him to visit their neighborhoods, and rumors and hearsay are believed more than what is read on the paper. Mangono knew all about the history of Southern Africa, and the continent as a whole, he knew what was going on in the rest of the world and how it would effect him. He was also very well read, which I found very distinct for a country where the literacy rate is about 38% and the HIV rate is about half of that that this guy would be talking about the Conference of Berlin or NAFTA, two things that most other Americans have no idea what they are (go ahead, take a reading break and look it up).

Its at this point I decided to ask Mangono what his occupation was. He replied that he was a Christian. I said "That's great, me too. But what's your occupation?". He replied with the same answer. It struck me as more profound of an answer than he probably meant it to be. At this I had to know more, so I asked him what his story was.

Mangono was born in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC aka Zaire). When he was a child, they lived out in a rural village that was the home of an American missionary (I'm told he spoke French, the official language of the DRC). It was at that point that Mongono, and eventually the rest of his family, met Jesus. He also learned some English from the missionary, which was very rough but passable, and also taught him to read and gave him some of the early education he received.

But due to the conflict in the Congo that seems to perpetuate most of its history, Mangono eventually crossed paths with the harsh realities of life in Africa. One night, raiders/rebels came through their tiny village and threw a grenade into the house of his aunt. She jumped on the grenade to protect her kids, and it would be the last thing she did. Mangono was the only relative that could step in to care for the children, and it wasn't long after that that he and his newly inherited family made it out of the Congo into a refugee camp in here Mozambique.

That was almost 9 years ago. Since then, Mangono has learned Portuguese, found "work", when people will hire him, and graduated out of the horror that can sometimes be the refugee camps into a country, language, and culture that is not his own. He was on the train heading out to Cuamba (town at the end of the line) for a few days to visit friends from his church that he helps pastor.

When I asked him what his plans were for the future, if he had any desire to go back to his home country, what he does for income, what is becoming of the family he inherited, he had big plans. The last few years he has been petitioning the government to grant him funds to let him build a library. The reason: because he knows that God wants him to build a library here in Nampula. I've heard from several kids here that the library is nothing to go out of your way to see. Mangono sees it as a way to increase access to information and resources that currently nobody has as a way to improve the quality of life. The governent, I'm guessing because Mangono is a foreigner, refuses to fund it. He said in the midst of the library and everything else he is trying for he is trying to use his refugee status to get to Europe, Canada, or the US, something he hopes will afford him the income to be able to come back here and start the library.

The more I am around here and the more I hear peoples stories and have experiences of my own the more I am convinced that Africa is completely jacked up. Its not jacked up because of lack of infrastructure or the AIDS pandemic or the economy or how people live. Its jacked up because in spite of all the adversity that people like him face - seeing family killed, being uprooted from your home, coming into an entirely new land and language, facing rejection and not finding work because you're a refugee - he knows that God has laid the way and is so incredibly thankful for all the blessings in his life. And when you grow up in Congo you probably know dozens or hundreds of people effected by conflict and bloodshed. And when you move into the refugee camp you're living among thousands, coming to Mozambique can seem like a lateral change if not a downgrade. Trusting that God is guarding you through all that, and that he's has purpose for you greater than being a second class citizen in a third world country, that's pretty jacked up.

Stay tuned for the rest of my adventure to Malawi. Its not one to be missed.

August 20, 2009

Pictures!!!




You want it, we got it. Just to give you a few snapshots of what life has been like up to this point. Whenever we go somewhere, its usually piling in the back of the truck and hitting the road. I've found that it doesn't matter if I'm riding or driving, I usually attract attention. If I'm riding, I usually get shouts of "Ihali" meaning 'how are you' or "ihali, macunya" which means 'how are you, white person". If I'm driving the truck there are usually atleast 5 or 6boys in the back. Usually we're out getting supplies, which only requires 3 people to do. The other 2 or three boys are to beat people off the truck because people jump on thinking that I'm hiring workers for the day.



Here's a shot of Victor in the back of the truck with us. As much business as there is needing to be tended to, I think he likes to passear (joy-ride) just as much as everybody else here. The other feet and passengers you see are when a group from South Carolina came out for 10 days about two weeks ago.


Here I am in my element. My portuguese is rough around the edges, but I'm fluent in math, science and physics. They were all shocked to learn I like math and even more shocked when I said "I would help them with their homework" that I didn't mean "I'll do it for you". The school system here works basically on attrition. How long can you fake your way through while actually learning enough to pass your exams at the end of the year. If you're not good enough you pay bribes, get somebody else to take it for you, etc. Some of their teachers are also horrible, and I am pointing out errors in their notes constantly. I'm also fairly certain that if I walked into any classroom and said I was an engineer from America, they'd just leave and let me teach. I might try it someday.




I just thought this was humorous. Christina had some cereal she gave to me the first few days to help me adjust. For those that can't read it says "Quad'z: The Bombastic Taste Experience". In other funny news, one of the first things I learned to say in Portuguese was "eu tenho Jesu Cristo" (ignore the spelling. I can speak it, not read it) which means "I have Jesus Christ". The reason I learned this was my refusal to shave when I arrived resulted in me getting several salaam alekums from muslims who must have though I was some sort of imaam from the west. I have subsquently reversed my position on shaving.


Here I am digging the septic tank out. Its not uncommon to have about 4 or five people watching you work. It only means that they're standing there taking shifts.



Here is a giant tree outside a lumber yard. This type of tree isn't the kind that is being used for lumber, but what I find funny is just about where the image cuts off at the top is as far as the branches go out.
If you’ve made it this far, please pray for the rampant spreading of sickness going around right now. About fifteen of the 50+ kids here have gotten a cold in the last week and I just joined those numbers today. And think it might be hard to introduce some good ol’ fashioned chicken noodle soup and 7-Up around here.

July 11, 2009

God's Infinite wisdom (read: irony)

Well, six days after first leaving Seattle I have arrived. Along the way I: met a traveling minstrel, was the fourth member of a gospel quartet, sat next to one of Michael Jackson's former doctors who was obsessed with serial killers (please pray for him), got bumped from my flight TWICE, landed in Jo'berg with no clue what to do. Stayed at a house with two lovely old ladies (one of which was losing her mind), had dinner with four professors from Brazil, took the choppas (busses, transit) around Maputo, met two of the most delightful Colonels from the British army you could ever meet, and was in an airplane for a total of 26 hours.

There's too much there to tell in detail, so you'll have to ask me about them when I get back.

I got to Nampule about 11:30 am this morning (Saturday, July 11th). My plane arrived more than 2.5 hrs late after getting bumped, and then delayed, but by God's grace Victor and Christina were running very late and only got to the airport about 10 minutes before my flight. Nampula is much nicer than Maputo, it's more of a country town, much slower Smaller. The geography and climate is pretty much like vase expanse of nothing between George and Moses Lake on I-90 back home. I'll post pictures maybe sometime next week when I've taken some.

Anyways, I titles this post God's infinite irony for three big reasons. The first, is that except for seattle to LA, I didn't sit by English speaker the whole way. I was next to Frenchies and Italians and the Mozambicans the whole way. SO, I was looking forward to spending my time talking and making conversation, but God forced me to take A LOT of time just praying and reflecting and slowing down before my real journey started.

The second point of irony, is there were about 3 times during my flight (two bumps and one major delay) i was worried and freaking out about making connections. Each time, I found myself going back to having to just rely on God and ask him to pull through. And each time he did.

The third point of irony is now that I'm here at the orphanage, I feel very at home. The first reson is good. I'm surrounded by beautiful mountains. Just like seattle, I now have landmarks and fee sourrounded by something and know that I actually am somewhere instead of floating in some vast prairie. Also, the sucky point is that we're right underneath the flight path for the airport. Thankfully it is a small airport, but so far I've heard three flights. All jet engines. all loud. IT seems that no matter where I live I can't get away from these stinkin planes.

So I am here with all my luggage. When I settle down into life a little bit now I'll let y'all know how it its. And thanks so much for all you're prayers. Not say that I feel blissful or happy 24/7, but I defintely do feel all your prayers and they have indeed made a difference so far.

TJ

July 4, 2009

Prayer Requests Two Days Out

So, I'm just about 50 hours away from my first leg of the trip. There are a few things that still need to be hammered out. Be praying that:

1) The leg of my trip from Johannesburg to Nampula (city I'm staying at in Moz.) gets figured out. I've been playing email tag with about three different people to coordinate my travel and it's starting to get close to crunch time

2) All goes smooth during the flight. I have two "red-eye" flights. I say that because to my time-frame they will be red eye, but with the time change it gets all messed up.

3) My luggage follows me. I'm taking bare minimums, but losing anything would really suck.

4) I would somehow remains relaxed during all the preparations going on the next two days. There's still a lot I have go get set for.

June 23, 2009

Two Weeks and Typhoid

I'm down to just two weeks till liftoff. A lot of people have asked be about shots, malaria, etc... I just finished my last vaccination yesterday. I've been taking typhoid pills (as in I actually got real, live typhoid) so I can build up an immunity in case I end up getting exposed. Its over now but I'm still feeling one or two of the side effects, mainly nausea and stomach cramps. They're pretty minor though. Better to have cramps now than to get typhoid later, right?

June 7, 2009

Trip Dates and Other News

So, I've got some way exciting news. As the title suggests, the dates for my trip are set now. I'll be leaving on July 6th. Before I get into details, I really really really really need to thank my uncle Jim and aunt Les. They stepped up in a huge way and gifted me their frequent flyer miles. Seriously, its such a huge blessing and I'm so overwhelmingly thankful.

So my trip will take me from Seattle to LAX, Los Angeles to Paris, and Paris to Johannesburg. From there on it gets crazy and involves a bus ride and another plane trip to finally get up to Nampula to make it to the orphanage with Victor and Christina. And because time changes are crazy, I'm leaving Monday morning and arriving Wednesday morning. And then more travel after that. It's gonna be epic, like in the Indiana Jones movies where he's just hopping all over the map in the plane. But unlike Indy, I hope to stay clear of zeppelins and German submarines.

In other news, I got my vaccines finished up on Wednesday. My doctor made me get a lot of things, but the one that really did number on me was the influenza shot. I'm all right now, but it really had my system out of whack for a good two or three days.

More to come in the next couple of days.

-TJ