Showing posts with label Nampula. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nampula. Show all posts

December 7, 2011

Keeping Perspective

Transparency International recently released their Corruption Index report for 2011. If you are a nerd like me or interested in those things you can discover more here (http://cpi.transparency.org/cpi2011). While it's not quite as expansive as the Mo Ibrahim Foundation lists (nerds will know what that is) it focusses only on the perception of corruption.

Basically, in terms of corrpution, I think Mozambique is pretty dang bad. Mozambique ranks 120th worldwide for corruption out of 170 or so ranked countries. The bigger the number the more corrupt you are. One-hundred and twenty is a big number. That made me sad.

But that's a lot like comparing apples to oranges to put us on the same scale as Sweden or China. Mozamique ranks in 28th place out of 50 for African Countries. That's right in them middle. That made me happy. But fifty is still kind of a big number.

Comparing just Southern African countries---more like apples to apples--- Mozambique ranks 12th out of 15, ahead of only Ziimbabwe, Angola, and the country formerly known as Leopoldville (Democratic Republic of Congo). This is a low ranking. That made me sad.

Than I looked at the rankings and saw the Mozambique was tied with Iran and only one step above Syria and three about Pakistan. This made me sadder. Then I quit reading the report. But I think I got most the essentials.

October 1, 2009

Mozambique's Really Not That Different - UPDATE

I'll give you an example. The other day I'm in the market getting some produce with Victor. Victors out doing his thing and I'm hanging back guarding the car. I'm guarding the car because 1) People will smash the windows, slash the tires, or steal the mirrors and 2) because if people see Victor with a white guy he gets a bad rate on groceries.

While I'm hanging around the car, I of course get mobbed by people (because I'm so good looking). After I beat them all away one kid sticks around. He's about 10 years old and wearing super tight sweat pants and a t-shirt with the neck so stretched out he looks like he could be a high school girl circa 1988. This is how then conversation went happened (in Portuguese). Mets is the unit of currency, not a defunct New York baseball team.

September 3, 2009

Inselbergs

We're here today to discuss probably the fourth biggest blessing God has given me since I've bee here, the landscape. What the heck is an inselberg? I'm glad you asked. Webster's defines it as INSELBERG (in-suhl-bherg) : n A freakin huge piece of rock that sticks out of the middle of nowhere.

These things are everywhere in Nampula (my city in Mozambique) and they're pretty hard to miss. The one below I saw going out to the Congo refugee camp one day. It's name escapes me, but it has a lot to do with the fact that it looks like a man's head: chin on the left, super cro-magnum-esque forhead on the right
As for the picture below, I know what you're thinking. "He's not in Australia, so why is that huge rock from Australia there? Did it teleport? Is it in a rotating display being showcased across the world? Did TJ find the island from LOST?" No, no, and I wish. This one can be seen from my bungalow and while it's hard to estimate, I put it at about 10 miles away. These things dot the landscape everywhere and are still breathtaking even after all this time.
I climbed a small version of one of these a while back to spend the afternoon/evening praying. You could see a lot of city from there. Theres another small one that's on the opposite side of town we drove up. That was a pretty fun experience too. Seriously, whenever I'm having a down day Jesus totally picks me up just by demonstrating all the beauty that surrounds us here in the orphanage.

Above is a picture showing three or four distinct rocks that are in reality miles apart. In the foreground is some of our neighbors. While I'd love to make it out there to go climbing one day, apparently there is too much danger from landmines on the roads out there so nobody goes there. And there's at least one kid who's here from parents having a run-in with landmines, so I'm not gonna take my chances (although if I did I wouldn't post it here because I know my mom is reading this).

So how does one get rid of an inselburg? I've outlined the procedure in three easy steps you can try at home.
  1. Find men that live out in the bush and offer them a job.
  2. Purchase for them a pick-axe. (If you are benevolent, you can also purchase coal or firewood*. This will allow them to stay warm at night when they sleep up on the rock while at the same time slightly warming/melting the rock to make the work easier.)
  3. Use the pick-axe to destroy the rock.

That is literally how it's done. Good luck, and happy de-inselberging.


*Note: It is both impossible to acquire as well as unsafe to allow the bushmen to use thermite to melt the rock. This is not recommended and the author will not be held liable for the irresponsible use of bushmen.

August 9, 2009

Michael Jackson in Mozambique


So, there are some really strange things here with the culture that caught me off guard. It wasn't the food, or the language, or behavior. It was the fact that everybody I run into thinks that I'm a DJ (not TJ) and wants to hear if I know about Michael Jackson.


I tell them "Yes, I know. He's dead." And that's where the fun begins. For whatever reason, people over here believe the strangest rumors about absolutely anything. Everybody I talk to has heard a different story on what happened to Michael Jackson and they're all the funniest things ever. Most of them revolve around the fact that he is not dead. So far, best I can tell (because my Portuguese is still coming along), here are my favorite Michael Jackson rumors:


  • He has 365 bedrooms in his house - one for every day of the year.

  • There was a trap door in the bottom of his casket and he escaped during the funeral.

  • There was a trap door in the bottom of his casket and he's living in an underground cave below the cemetery.

  • He got trapped inside the internet (most the internet here is on mobile phones, so everybody has been able to download Michael Jackson music now).

  • He escaped to Brazil to get plastic surgery and is now a new music star in Brazil (I forget the name they told me of the new singer they think is really MJ).

  • One person I talked to says that her sister saw MJ in Maputo (the capital of Moz.) and he was there on his way to hide out in Tanzania to get plastic surgery.

The funniest part is that people are deadly serious about this, and Christina and I just get to comiserate because we think its the funniest thing ever. For more on the lighter side of life in Mozambique, tune in next week

July 28, 2009

Breaking Radio Silence

I have made contact with the natives and they have accepted me as one of their own. No, seriously, its been amazing how well I've been fitting in here. I love hanging out with everybody, people love to talk to me, help me learn portuguese and macua, practice english, you name it. There's tons of stuff I want to give you updates on, so hopefully I'll remember most of it. Get ready for an epic post. Unfornunately, no pictures. I tried to upload pictures to a computer my first or second day and the computer wiped them clean, and I don't trust it here much. Maybe I'll find a better way.

Where am I sleeping: I helped finish a bungalow that was being built for me and Felipe, my awesome roommate. We have a "bathroom" and "kitchen". I say that because if we want water, we have to walk across the compound to haul it in. Although, we recently got an oven and stove top, which is great news because now the girls want to come over and cook with it.

What am I eating: This one is very easy to explain. Breakfast is rice porridge. Lunch is xima (pronounced shima) and beans. Xima is basically cornmeal, thats it. Zero nutritional value. Dinner is rice and beans. Sometimes we get extra ingredients in the beans, like carrots, onions, lettuce, potatoes. And you have to eat a huge amount of food just to get enough nutrition out of it to do anything at all. We have a fridge in our "kitchen" but it is being used to stock perishables for everybodies food. For example, I cam back the other day to find it filled top to bottom with heads of lettuce. And for water, I haul it in from across the camp (about 100yds) and boil it.

Are there giant bugs: Yes, but most of them aren't dangerous.

How's the weather: Thank you Al Gore, because everybody says it has been uneasonably cold here. And it's rained 3 times, and half of the people here have never seen a July with rain. It's so bad, because some of the kids (and myself) have been getting sick because it's so cold at night. It has maybe been getting into the mid-70's during the day, but it feels as if I need a sweatshirt or long sleeves sometimes. I'm up with the sun at 5am everyday, and the sun sets around 5:30pm, and I'm usually asleep by 9.

What's it like in Nampula: If Mozambique was America, Nampula would be like Dodge City. There are dirt raods everywhere, there's a run on the bank everyday, and if you want the police, you have to drive to the station, pick them up, and bring them back to where you are. The orphanage is right on the edge of the African bush. There road in front of the orphanage will take you all the way to South Africa, but it becomes impassible after about 200 yds. The new road to South Africa is built just a little ways over and isn't much better in spots. Supplies are available if they're available, and there's no telling when you'll get any in more. For intance, we ran out of propane the other day, and it took 5 days before we found a place with propane. The main roads in the city are paved and only a normal to slightly pothole-y in places. As soon as you get of the 5 or 6 main roads, then you're driving down streets filled with markets that are barely wide enough for 1 car to get through. And when you're driving you need to watch out for motorbikes (more to come on that). The people up here in Nampula all speak Portuguese and Macua. As soon as you get out into the bush, all people speak is only Macua.

How are the people: What can I say, they love me! There's about 50 kids here, and we get to do tons of fun stuff here. The older boys are the ones I hang around with most. They're the best at english and when there are supplies to do work with they are the ones working. I like a few of the older girls too because they don't know english, so I am getting good at speaking portuguese.

What is the culture like: Its not that weird, or maybe at least to me. There are a few quirks, like greetings, handshakes, paying, but I've gotten around those now. It was weird the first few days here at the orfonato, everywhere I went, people were following me around with a chair because apparently in macua culture people you respect always need a place to sit if they want one. And like the first few days they wouldn't let me do any work. AT ALL. And whenever we had to go somewhere, everybody piles on the back of a flatbed pickup, and everybody,even this old guy who must have been at least 50 (which is ancient in these parts) insists that I sit in the cab. We went out to get firewood the other day, we drove into the country about 30 minutes. These old crazy ladies that only speak macua were berating everybody for letting me carry wood and then yelling at the driver for not letting me drive away. Its very confusing to other people to see a "macuna", or white person, eating with the kids or shoveling cement or digging ditches. But by now, everybody here has finally put me on the same level as themselves.

What have I done so far: Well...
7/11 Arrived in Nampule, finally (see earlier post)
7/12 Went to church, and then drove with Victor in the truck to pick up a village. The orphanage has a big truck that it uses to raise money (the long-term goal to being self sustaining). We went and picked up a group of about 30 from a remote area and took them to another remote area. After that, I met with Victor and his accountability group. It was AMAZING. Nampula is fairly flatt, but everywhere, as far as the eye can see are these mountains unlike anything I've seen. So we climbed one and spent the whole evening praying. Daylight here (it's winter) is from about 5am to 5 pm. Very weird, especially coming from the longest days of the year in Seattle.

7/13 I was driving with Victor and he "hit" a guy on a motorbike. The guys brushed into us and was trying to hit a payday by taking Victor to court or whatever. So when we took him to the hospital to check him out, he insisted on filing a police report. At which point (this guy is too stupid to be true) the police find out he doesn't have a license (a VERY big deal here) and he gets in major trouble. Meanwhile, while Victor and the boy are in the hospital dealing with the police, the kid's dad comes and starts chewing out Visado (a guy that was with us). That lasted for about 15 seconds until I stepped out of the truck and the dad never said another word. Most people in east Africa are fairly short, which makes me about 6 inches taller than your average Mozambiquan. Combine that with being built like and an ox means that when I'm in the market, or walking down the street, people move for me.

7/13-7/17 I put the finishing touches on our bungalow, including tiling the kitchen, painting, and putting in a light.
7/20 I got to drive for the first time. Between not hitting any people, vendors, bikes, or goats, I did OK.
7/21 I drove about 10 kids in the truck to the hospital. They were getting checkups or malaria treatment or something. There's a private clinic that was literally 30 minutes on a one-lane dirt road through hardcore bush. It was awesome driving.

7/22 A few of the kids found out I like math. So ever since then I've been helping them with math, physics, and chemistry. There's a chalkboard in the dining hall I've been using and have been busy ever since.

7/25-7/26 Victor, and I went out to Maritane, a Congolese refugee camp for two days of some good ole fashioned big-tent revival! Literally, is was just what you'd think, except the music was awesome. The refugee camp deserves a whole post on its own, but in a nutshell, it's about 8 years old, is a UN refugee camp, it used to be about 8,000 people but is now closer to 4,000. The people all speak swahili, so we had a translator for most things. But the congolese music is awesome (the music in moz. is pretty sweet too, but not like this). The people are free to leave whenever they want, but the first obstacle they have to clear is that the camp is 40km (~25miles) from the nearest person. Its out on the edge of nowhere.

What will I be doing next: Ever since the kids found out I love math, I've been tutoring kids grades 9+ in math, chemistry, and physics. It's been going really great, and is actually how I'm learning the language the fastest. When I first arrived, all the kids just started a 2 week break from school, so it was really nice because they were around all the time. Now, school has started and because there aren't enough schools or teachers, kids either have class in the morning (6-11am), afternoon (11-4pm) or evening (4-10pm). I've spent about 4 hours a day tutoring, and have discovered that nobody has even a basic understanding of algebra (their teachers are horrible, classes are 60 people, and grades/tests are based on either bribes or if the student will sleep with the teacher). So later in the week for probably a couple of weeks we're gonna have algebra boot camp for everybody because of the close to 18 kids I've tutored, only 1 understands it.
Also, most of my attention has been on tutoring/teaching (which I've found I love) because we've run out of money for construction. Bank of America decided to stop doing international money transfers, so we are temporarily without construction money.

So, that is not even the tip of the iceberg. I'll try to get into town a little more often (maybe 1x or 2x a week) to update, but stuff is so cool here and I work too hard to give myself an afternoon or day off to do it.