May 31, 2012

Train Wrecks and Home Wrecks

This post has taken about five different directions since I started writing it. It was first about awkwardness in church. Then it turned into awkwardness in church weddings. Then it was going to be about polygamy. Then it was gonna be ALL about South African President Jacob Zuma after he got married to his fourth wife last month. Then it was going to be about cattle. Then it came full circle back to awkwardness in church. This post is all of those things. This is usually how my trains of thought end up. A thought-train wreck. And not just any train wreck, but the kind of train wreck that is reported with headlines like “74 souls lost as train derails” with the caption below reading “Conductor: 'Yep, I was pretty drunk.' ”

This post is all of those things without being any of those things, o lets just start. About two months ago there was a new girl that started coming to church. She is a teacher at the elementary school here. After a couple of weeks she got up to introduce herself formally to everyone and face the notoriously awkward and dry humor of our lead elder, who's name is Mostafa. Yes, you are allowed to think he has an awesome name.

When he rolled around to the question of whether or not she was married and how many kids she has, the response was almost as much as a ramble as one of my posts. She said something along the lines of, “I'm married and... well...not married married, you know, but I'm with somebody, going on about two years now and, you know, I grew up in the church and I'm not a bad person and have been wanting to go to church with him but he goes to this catholic church on the other street corner and has never invited me to come along even though I asks him all the time.” I think, because near the end her answer got a little unintelligible as she got emotional and started choking up.

You don't need to understand the difference between marriage here and wherever you are to understand this response. What you need to understand is the difference between cohabitation here and there.

In America, while many people view cohabitating as a stage before marriage, it might as well not be there. Statistically the chance of you sticking it out without getting divorced are the same or worse that if you hadn't cohabitated to begin with, meaning there is no advantage or difference from your “free trail” period. It isn't something that “leads to marriage” since this marriage is just as likely fail. It's like saying brushing your teeth before going on a date leads to marriage. It helps on the date, sure, but 10 years from now there's probably not a lot of difference for divorce rates of people that brush their teeth with those that don't.

Marriage is kind of a tricky institution to define around here, but it's easier to see it as an evolution in cohabitating. That's not to say that it is seen as a “next step” or “practice for marriage” or “tryouts”. It's not even necessary for survival or anything. It's more of just the only thing there is. Such a small portion of people ever get officially married to one another.

But even the prevalence of traditional cultural marriage is hard to define. In the most basic of cases, you have your family sit down and present your potential spouse. They learn about you, and you get to know where your mother-in-law lives, and then maybe there's dinner to celebrate. More involved occasions involve sitting both families down together to vet the other. However if distance is a problem, that doesn't always happen.

Anyways, like in the case of our teacher, they live together, have a kid together, share their life as husband as wife. But on Sunday's they are at separate churches, and who knows what other aspects of their lives are not integrated. Many even neglect using the term husband or wife, introducing and referring to their spouses as “Billy's father” or “Lucy's mother” and not as their husband or wife. Who knows if this is the way it's always been done because of a lack of a concrete definition of marriage, or because Billy's dad has sowed crops in a couple different fields if you know what I mean?

The reasons for people taking in with somebody are many. Most of the time it's good old fashioned mutual attraction. Meaning the baby they made together mutually attracts the two parents into one life. (Remember that most recent stats show 50% of girls under 18 are pregnant or already have a kid). Many people get pregnant through their boyfriend and then decide it's time to move in. That's great if you're moving in with somebody that has their own house. Or a job. Or land. Many other times its just continuing on with your parents and then having and raising the kids there. Maybe someday they'll move in together if he gets work, or she could take up with somebody else that has work.

At some point, probably once you have another kid or two to cement the relationship, you refer to them as your wife or your husband. There's no set in stone point, and using church marriages as a reference can't be done because they are so few and far between.

Another example is the a young man that recently came back two our church. He used to be the leader of the youth group, and then moves to a town about four aways away for a job. He came back after two years, with a wife. A very young wife. The first Sunday he was back in church, our hilarious, awkward elder Mostafa asked him (in front of the whole congregation) if he was married. After thinking for a minute, he said, “I'm not sure how to respond to that question.” Ummmm.....

The next week, near the end of church during announcements (which take longer the the rest of the service combined) Mostafa asked again if he was married. He walked up to the front of the church with his very young wife and said to everyone, “This is my answer.” Mostafa then started referring to her as Mrs. Answer. When Mostafa asked our old youth leader if she was his wife he avoid the question one more time, answering, “She is the person that helps me get my water.”

That's cultural euphemism for no, not really, but we live together.

That's not to say that marriage is a hollow institution here. I just want to say that many times the purpose of marriage is different than what you may thing of a happy, healthy marriage. (It's estimated that anywhere between one-in-eight to one-in-five people are HIV+, which means at the very least that conjugal bliss is not seen as part of the equation for marriage requirements. And based on some estimates saying that as many as 75% of adults have an STD in Nampula it's a fair guess to say that fidelity is not a highly-valued component of marriage.)

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